Lazy sunday

One thing I learned is not to read your Orkut scraps the first thing in the morning. I have this friend who seems to have an obessessive compulsive urge to write 'Chalams' as mallus wud call it on a daily basis. I mean comeon... if this is what U read the first thing in the morning.... ur day is as good as gone. I have copied one of his posts below.
A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn ' t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around .. what can he do?...guess what the answer is ....

He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration).
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ' c ' .

My classmates and I, are now formulating a plan to gather money...catch a flight to Singapore where he is located and arrange some hit men to finish him off... he he....